Spread our dark gospel to the world… in style!
We all need a little memento mori now and then. With this bookmark, you’ll be able to remember your inevitable demise every time you sit down to read!
Saying “hi” to friends and family from distant lands? Say it on the back of a card with some creepy woods on it! Nothing says “I miss you” like a picture of a landscape shrouded in darkness, misery, and lurking doom!
The best part of waking up is a dissected head staring at you and your family from this coffee mug.
Want to add a splash of morbidity to your home décor? This Dissected Head will bring nihilistic doom to your bedroom, living (or should we saying "dying") room, or even your child's nursery!
Do you hate talking to people? Too busy thinking of how everything is meaningless, and we're all going to die anyway, so what's the point? Wear this t-shirt, and when someone asks you about it, start explaining our articles. In no time, those boring conversations will fizzle, and you'll be left all alone. With your thoughts. Won't that be nice?
Impress friends and strangers with this grotesque tote bag featuring tongues of various persons and animals. Bring it to the grocery store and make disgusting jokes about tasting your food before you buy it! And that's not all! Why, just think of all the inappropriate stuff you could blurt out at innocent people!